So Who Wants To Help Me Plan My Funeral?

No one seems to care about me when I'm alive so let's see how much they care when I'm dead. I've got some prices on the casket. Anyone know a good flower arranger?
So Who Wants To Help Me Plan My Funeral?
I'd rather plan your death.
Reply:just get it over with and die let someone else worry about your funeral.i got a spare bit of ground down the back if some else digs the hole we'll just throw you in there.give the worms and grubs a feed.how are you going to know how much they cared if your dead?your a long time dead and you dont get a second chance.theres lots of ppl that will help you but you wont get sympathy of them.your choice mate,help,sympathy or death.i know which one i'd pick?

PS.anyone who thinks this is harsh tough titties,this stuff shouldn't be used for anyones amusement.
Reply:Can you leave me that awesome avatar in your will please.
Reply:I hope this is a sick joke.I dont know you but I dont want you to die.
Reply:I'm really better at planning fund raisers - exactly how expensive is that casket?
Reply:No thanks. Interesing avatar by the way......
Reply:Why get a casket, go with cremation and get sprinkled somewhere.. Then your spirit will be free to haunt anyone that messed with you..
Reply:meme is such a wonderful person!!! Now about you, i agree with meme. Flowers are too expensive... How about you stay alive, its cheaper for the both of us.
Reply:no thanks, i am booked
Reply:NO!! don't be so stupid..get your head out of the dirt and start living your life.
Reply:We'll sprinkle you over the ocean, much more romantic!
Reply:Walmart has some beautiful flowers, and you only have to give them 48 hours notice...Always low prices...always. Peace!!!! Or Should I say..RIP
Reply:Stop playing around and go play your videogames or something.