A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.
Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a nose specialist."
The funeral - funny or not?
Very good, my dad's a gynaecologist! Imagine his!
Reply:ok
Reply:Change the last line to "I'm a gynaecologist"...eeek!
Reply:It's okay, but a gynecologist or proctologist would have been funnier.
Reply:How about changing the last line to - "I'm a gynecologist!" Now THAT'S funny! ha ha ha
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:very good!! have a star!!
Reply:ok not bad.
Reply:hmm not bad but could do with a better ending xxx
Reply:a little dry
Reply:hahaha lol
Reply:It's cute but a Proctologist would be funnier.
Reply:Or I'm a proctologist
Reply:I agree with f0xymoron!!!
lol
that would be an even funnier joke!!
xx
Reply:i just read all your jokes and there funny as hell i am going back through them to star them all thanx for the laugh
Reply:I get it so you can have a lol! x
Reply:yes
Reply:I heard the joke but the end was a proctologist..(butt dr)
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