Have you ever been to a strange funeral? Well I have.?

My cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a hugh mock up of a heart made up of flowers. And after everyone said our good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one the mourners burst out laughing. The guy standing next to him asked why are you laughing? I was thinking about my own funeral the man replied. What's so funny about that? I'm a gynecologist.
Have you ever been to a strange funeral? Well I have.?
Cute, Imagine if he were a proctologist
Reply:what a way to go,,,:)
Reply:All right already, now you're getting into the real guffaw stuff -- thanks
Reply:Good one!
Reply:RFLMAO that was the best yet. I keep saying that but they just keep getting better. I love this place.
Reply:that is so good.



when I do go, I want to do it with a smile on my face.



and a smile on all of my friends and families faces also.
Reply:OK, you got me! Very funny. Goldwing
Reply:I went to a funeral for a friend who was a comedian writer and a sometimes joke Elvis impersonator

as his casket was being wheeled out of the Church

someone yelled " the King has left the building"

everyone stood up and gave the dead guy a standing ovation
Reply:most excellent have a star
Reply:Thanx for the laugh
Reply:gotcha!!! good one. what about a proctologist. backside, think about it!!!
Reply:Definitely returning from whence we came.

Me. I`ve ordered a brass band to lead the cortege, playing rousing marches.
Reply:excellent ....................xxxx
Reply:lol You are on a roll today, sweetie. Thanks. They would have had to carry me out of there. I would still be laughing so hard I wouldn't be able to stand.
Reply:There is no way that I can top this one. And, I applaud you as someone finally someone left Goldwing without nary a word. He is one I have seen who usually has a quick answer that is pretty funny too.

Eh, it may be the weather. These questions have been the best one today!!
Reply:Oh funnyee
Reply:That was THE best!
Reply:What a great joke. I wish I thought I'd remember it tomorrow.
Reply:Good one!! Had me going!

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